Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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