morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
smell my finger.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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