My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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