So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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