Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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