Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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