Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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