i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
So squirting runs in the family.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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