like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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