Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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