I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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