how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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