operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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