I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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