Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
The struggles of a small town man whore
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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