At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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