i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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