so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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