mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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