Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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