You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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