I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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