No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
operation have a gay friend backfired
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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