Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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