question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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