I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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