CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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