they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
