Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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