I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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