Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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