The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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