Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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