i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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