Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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