some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
