Don't you send me to vm
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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