was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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