Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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