By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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