i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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