Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I will pee on everything he values.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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