It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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