i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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