Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I have post one night stand depression
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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