I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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