why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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