You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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