I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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