Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Congratulations! We have a period
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
