If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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