I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
17 year olds will be the death of me.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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