i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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