So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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